We need a local newspaper from Philadelphia. That is what his shirt says and the only thing that pops out is the newspaper.
TRANSCRIPT OF SESSION:
IRIS: Welcome back f8. Tell me how you're feeling today.
f8: Iris! Hi! I'm feeling spectacular.
IRIS: Great news. Is there any occasion?
f8: Guess I've just had a really good week. My friends and I had a real heart-to-heart, which I was very excited about. Just for a minute, I wasn't too sure if we were still on the same page, but, I decided to be patient and they did not disappoint.
IRIS: That's very wise. Any other news?
f8: Uhm, not really. I've been a little behind, but, I picked up a local newspaper this morning so I am starting to catch up.
*car honks*
f8: There are some crazy, crazy people out there. Even the classifieds seemed bizarre.
IRIS: Right. Tell me about your sleep.
f8: Oh, I've been sleeping like a log. Why I think this is really working out for me, IRIS. I wasn't so sure when I started out, but you guys really live up to the name.
IRIS: Thank you f8. Your positive feedback is much appreciated.
f8: Ah, don't sweat it. But, I actually have to run right now. Not literally, I just got back from a run. My leg(?) muscles are just burning! But, I'd rather get going.
IRIS: I see, goodbye f8.
The word is not leg, but f8 is referring to one of his leg muscles. If anyone can provide the word, that'll be great.
